Some of you may have read in my May 6th, 2010, blog (http://blog.peterjames.com/2010/05/now-you-seafood.html) the grim tale of the car that was pulled out of Shoreham Harbour, ten years ago, which had been underwater for an estimated four weeks. Inside were a lobster, a plump eel and what appeared on first inspection to be a football. The police dive team who had assisted in the recovery of the vehicle threw the eel back in the harbour, then began to play spoof for who would take the lobster home for their dinner. Then the Assistant Chief Engineer of the the Port of Shoreham ducked inside the car to retrieve the football, and discovered to his shock that it had hair on…. it wasn’t a football… it was a human head. The eel and the lobster had been enjoying their own private larder. Suddenly no one fancied the lobster any more and he was thrown back into the harbour.