I’m currently in South Island New Zealand, home of bungee jumping and stopped to take a look at this “fun” activity, just outside beautiful Queenstown, over a gorge where some of the filming for Lord Of The Rings took place.  The idea of jumping off a bridge with an elastic band attached to my ankles appeals to me marginally less than having my internal organs removed without an anaesthetic.

If you take a look a the guy’s face in the third picture, he does not look like a guy who’s getting value for money for the $165 he’s just stumped up for some fun.  Fun????

The late composer, Sir Arnold Bax, famously said:  “Try anything in life once, except incest and folk dancing.”  I think he could have safely added bungee jumping as well!

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The jumping platform. Gallows???

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A crowd gathered to watch the executions…

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“I paid $165 for this. Haven’t had so much fun ever!!!!”

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“Aaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh!”

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“Am I meant to bounce off the rubber boat?”

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“Great guys, can we go again???”